Teammates with Alan Brazil

Who is .......

The best trainer? Greg Miller, I think he's a machine. Greg and Cookie are two of the fittest guys I know, they are unbelievable.

The worst trainer? Andy Reilly, he always looks like he's been out the night before, and if he hasn't he should have been 'cos that would at least give him an excuse for all the mistakes he makes.

Most skilful? Jay Stein or Gavin Swankie, some of the things these two can do with a ball are frightening.

Most intelligent? Ceefax, otherwise known as Greg Miller.  The guy knows anything about everything.  If I was in a pub quiz he'd be the first guy I'd pick to be in my team as we'd win for sure.

Last on the team sheet for the Pub Quiz?  Has to be Cookie without a doubt.

Quickest player? Has to be Greg Miller again. As I said he's a machine.

The worst dresser?  Dobbs!  Oh my God, that guy has some of the worst clothes I've ever seen.  I don't even know where he manages to find stuff like that.  He even wore his club polo shirt on Saturday night with all the buttons done up at the neck.

The best dresser? Maybe Neil Inglis when he turns up in his sharp suits if he's come straight from work, but on the whole there is a lot of dodgy gear worn, just none is as bad as Dobbs.

The biggest moaner? Mark Peat always has something to moan about, especially if you are a defender.  You should have heard him in the stand on Saturday; it was brutal.

The biggest joker? Marc McCulloch and Mathu King are chronic.  We have to keep the two of them apart or they are always up to something.

Longest in the shower? Gav Swankie, the amount of shower gel and shampoo he gets through is unbelievable!